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ge-you-ghei:

DO ASIAN MEN NOT GROW FACIAL HAIR? PLEASE EXPLAIN THIS TO ME. THEY ALL HAVE SUCK SMOOTH BABY FACES. HOW. THEY’D HAVE TO SHAVE  LIKE SIX TIMES A DAY FOR THAT SHIT TO WORK.

"Since a three-dimensional object casts a two-dimensional shadow, we should be able to imagine the unknown four-dimensional object whose shadow we are."
-Marcel Duchamp (via miss-jitterbug)
Anonymous: do you want children?

adapto:

i think i’m too cold to have children like

5SOS IS ABOUT TO PERFORM AND I HAVE A DOCTOR’S APPOINTMENT RN WHY

im at the doctor’s getting my physical i’d rather just drop dead and not experience this

mormondad:

real life high school advice:

  • dont slack 
  • be friends with everyone 
  • kiss ass like there is no tomorrow

problematicspice:

profoak:

k999:

shakira is 93 years old and she still looks hotter and plays soccer better than you in a long ass dress,just let that sink in

FIRST OF ALL HOW DARE YOU SAY SHAKIRA IS 93 YEARS OLD

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Anonymous: so being a 21 yr old college graduate... you don't feel weird that you love a boyband?

stupidstagram:

what am i supposed to love??? briefcases???