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The sky is blue forever. My husband, Paul, is jelena-sasslinson.tumblr.com and I love her.

  • iPhone user: I'm so excited to get the iPhone 6
  • Android user: Why do people with iPhones think they're so much better than everyone else
  • iPhone user: I just like this pho-
  • Android user: The Samsung Anus5000 had that screen *snort* like 2 years ago! *glomping noise* How are you enjoying 2012 you mindless sheeple?? *uses inhaler to suppress incoming asthma attack*
outerspacecake:

I found someone’s tumblr logged in on this computer and all I did was change the icon

outerspacecake:

I found someone’s tumblr logged in on this computer and all I did was change the icon

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memewhore:

sgtsatine:

randomweas:

Did Someone Say Cake?

I stared at these gifs for waaaaayyyyy longer than I should have.

I’m glad today is grocery day now, ‘cause I’m getting a fuckin’ cake!

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I get jealous and have a short temper and I get quite clingy. But I promise no one will ever love you like me.

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